So... what news?

Well, not a lot. Still searching for that elusive break into the Canadian media, although currently engaged in a subterfuge operation - working undercover doing data entry at a big magazine publishers while scoping out weak links and forging a plan of attack...

Soon, my friends, soon.

Also, we are puppy-sitting! This involves feeding, walking, stroking, being licked continuously, pampering, and generally acting as slaves to two small black yapper-type dogs who go by the names of 'Tux' and 'Bonnie'. Innocent enough names, to be sure, but ill-suited to this pair, who are clearly set surely on the path to world domination.

Thanks to my newest toy, the digital camera (I predict great things for these nifty little gadgets, which operate entirely WITHOUT FILM! You may laugh, but soon everyone will have them), I can share with you some pictures of these infamous hounds.

This camera was donated to the Canadian Maple cause by my good friend Susie, to whom I shall be eternally grateful, forever.